Calling all Tree Frogs Experts!

It's happened again. Now that spring has officially arrived in Mizz-zor-rah, so has a new crop of baby tree frogs. It happens every year, they spawn, hatch (or however baby frogs are born) right in a creek outside by bedroom window. They chatter, sing, croak ( again however baby frogs make that noise) all day and all night. Isn't there something that can be done? Those sweet little, "harmless" creatures. They sound like 10,000 maniacs, what could they possible be saying to each other? "How's the fly souffle, Fred?" It's a constant chant of "hop hop hooray, we are going to stay!" Are they telling each other jokes? "Git it, Git, it!" They are so loud, I can hear them with all of the windows closed and the radio playing. The dogs are constantly looking that way, going "what the "f _ _ _"?"

Frogs, frogs, frogs....help!

Today, I've decided to fight back! I set out on a mission, search the Internet. Mmmmm, what does one look up when they have a frog problem?

"How to make a frog shut up? " Can you talk to them in their own language? "Please Mr. Frog, move on, the Missouri river is just a few miles away."

Then this....

"In the Book of Exodus, God set forth ten plagues to the land of Egypt to convince Pharaoh to let His people go. When Moses' brother Aaron reached his staff to the waters of the Nile, millions of frogs leaped out of the water and overran the city".

"Oh Dear Lord!" What have I done? I should never have cursed, those sweet little things!"

Then this....

Frogs are relatively harmless creatures, and are helpful and beneficial to the environment. They feed on small insects found in ponds, rivers, creeks, and streams. A small group of frogs can keep down the number of mosquitoes and flies that breed and populate in bodies of water. Frogs are very important in the ecosystem because they help control insect populations, especially those that spread disease and illnesses.

OK, so now I feel like frog hating, not -so environmentally conscious, atheist. And why should I complain? They are after all keeping the insect population down? I ask you which is better, the tree frog concert or malaria?

So here's a "big croak'in shout" out to all of you amphibian lovers out there? How exactly do you learn to love a frog? I've kissed a few frogs in my day....

Answer-

For more information, visit reptileamphibian-lovers.com. (Yes, this really does exist!)

I should start my own group-

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